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I hate the english language

I also hate portuguese. Korean is a little annoying. Chinese sucks too. German and the nordic languages sound like absolute garbage. but english is my least favorite by a mile. english should be banned and all english speakers should be forced to learn french. or any other language. god i hate this shitty language. its so vulgar and disgusting. every word sounds like a swear. anybody who comes into contact with this horrible excuse for a language is permanently degraded. I also hate people who speak english. I don't know why but it strips it's speaker of culture and turns them into a soulless husk whose thoughts are occupied solely with base desires and a strange tendency to behave as close to a female as possible.

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Anonymous

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> be forced to learn french

HAH! Good luck with that :)

> it strips it's speaker of culture and turns them into a soulless husk whose thoughts are occupied solely with base desires and a strange tendency to behave as close to a female as possible

What the fuck are you on, where are you getting all of this from?

Protip for a less frustration experience with Life1.0: Don't get upset about things you have zero chance of changing, start looking inwards instead and you'll have a lot more rewarding experiences

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Anonymous

But we could change that!!
There was Esperanto. Fuck that.
Now we have Toki Pona. Look that up, it so simple you can learn that in 10minutes. Enough for smalltalk..

So, let's switch now and soon french will rot in hell ike it should since WW1.

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Anonymous

Toki Pona li toki nasa. sina kepeken ona lon pilin wawa la, sina wile kama sona sin e nasin sina.

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Anonymous

how do you feel about middle english? if you sound it out you can probably still read it:

Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in switch licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his half cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(So Priketh hem Nature in hir corages),
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke

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Anonymous

French is the gayest language there is, i'd rather learn somali and live as a pirate.

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Anonymous

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